Bears Demotivational Poster
JAY CUTLER - Meet Clay Matthews
BATBEAR - Na-Na-Na-Na Na-Na-Na-Na Na-Na-Na-Na Na-Na-Na-Na Batbear!
BEARSHARKTOPUS - Awesome just found a new definition.
UNNESSCARY ROUGHNESS - Wow...That Looks Really Uncomfortable...
IF THE SALMON WON'T COME TO US - Then we will go to the salmon!
DROP BEARS - they act friendly just before the deadliest attack
WIZARD OF OZ -
CUTE THINGS. . . - . . .Never, ever, trust them.
CARE BEARS - They take care of each other
DON'T MESS WITH MAMA -
1ST RULE OF BEAR FIGHT CLUB IS - You do NOT talk about Bear Fight Club.
SLOTH BEAR - The ultimate foe.
URLACHER'S MOM'Z A HOE - There's a "CORNER-BACK", "SAFETY", and a "LINE-BACKER" in on the sack, somebodys gotta be OPEN down-field.
CAMOUFLAGE - Now your only concern will be cannibalistic bears... or the ones in heat.
BABY POLAR BEAR - If you were small enough, he would eat you.
SURPRISE - Buttseks!!
Elisha and the Two Bears -
NO CAMPING - During Zombie Bear Season
STREET FIGHTING -
DROPBEARS - Are Gonna Hunt Down Your Grandparents.
When Interwebs Attack! -
WELL... - There's one question answered
BEARS - I have GOT to remember to let those little things get out before I eat their mushrooms.
PANDA - He did not do it.
RIGHTS - The Constitution affirms my right to arm bears! I mean, bear arms!
YUMMY - I love these things! Crunchy on the outside, chewy on the inside!
GREAT MOTHERS - Proper technique, as demonstrated by momma bear to a cold and lonely husky.
FIGHTING DIRTY - When the going gets tough, the tough gets kicked in the junk
HORNIER THAN THE AVERAGE BEAR... - i said leave my wife alone cubby!!
SEPARATED AT BIRTH - Duckman's Lost Son, Jay Cutler
BEARDIES - A perfect sweater for your face? How do you iron it?
CUBBYBEAR - Has a posse
FROWN - Lets turn it upside down And make a rainbow of unicorn feathers and JELLY-BEANS
Boys Night Out -
DISPELLING THE MYTH -
Palace Guard -
SERIOUS MOTIFAKING -
OH, WHY THANKYOU - I wasn't expecting an appetizer before the main course.
THE AGE-OLD QUESTION -
CHILDREN'S BOOKS - Things sure have changed since I was growing up
SUGAR RUSH - Somebody always gets hurt!
MOB BEARS -
IMPENDING DOOM -
EPIC BATTLES -
GREYBEARDS - D_N'T G_V_ _ F_CK!
TEDDY SUICIDES - For every bear, that ever there was, Will top themselves for certain because, today's the day... that living became too painful
NATURES BATTLES - " Yo this my neck of the wood you want to come through here you better know the stanky leg"
BEARS - do they really piss in the woods?
JACK IN THE BOX JUMBO DEAL: INNOVATION - Putting the TACO in the BURGER....this could catch on
MAKING MEMORIES - "What on earth would I do if four bears came into my camp? Why, I would die of course. Literally shit myself lifeless."
POLAR BEARS - Eventually they will rip your leg off, and you will die screaming
BOOKS IN THE 2000S - Better than books from any other decade!
POLAR BEARS - They kill people for fun.
BUILD-A-BEAR WORKSHOP - For that xenophobic loser living in their parents basement
FOR THE KEEPERS OF STINK -
INNOCENT? - DO NOT believe it. Each bear contains a chip that will unite them globally. Skynet pales in comparison to Cubbynet
I REMEMBER - Someone suggested we go to the BEAR'S DEN
THE BEACH -
THERE'S A REASON - Us Canadians are so protective of our bacon
Global warming? -
HEY THAT'S MY BUCKET - I don't know why I want it, but goddammit that's my bucket.
GOTCHA! - The chair and the bed thing I'll overlook. But give me back the damn porridge!
BEAR-WARE - Don't worry - You're not Goldilocks!
GLOBAL WARMING -
BEARS - 3 baby Bears for 3 Sisters
CUBBYBEAR - There's a reason he's gone missing !
BEARS - Mans New Best Friend
DO YOUR PART - Help to end the coming destruction.
Yum Yum -
Kodiak Cakes -
Los Angeles, California -
A Sign of the Times -
Nature Calls -
BONDAGE WITH YOUR FIANCEE -
Camo Undies -